G E F A H R !

Wie geil ist das denn?!?
Falls es tatsächlich noch Leute geben sollte, die mir die Geschichten von wahnsinnigen Australien nicht glauben, dann, liebes Publikum, leset diese beiden E-Mails, die von einem der 8 [!] festangestellten Safetymanager [ zu Deutsch "Eierkratzer"] an das Museumspersonal gesendet wurden. Der Schwachsinn geht voran ... Hossa!
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Further to Dennis' email - if you are like many who open doors with the 'crinkle key' attached to lanyard still around neck please use great care. As you lean over to open door somebody could easily push door open quickly from the other side, especially on the doors with no view to other side.

No hard hats will not be issued... but I do advise to take your lanyard off your neck before using key rather than leaning over behind door while we are using this access.

Thanks

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Occupational Health & Safety Coordinator
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Als Antwort darauf kam dann das [auch an alle - und es ist ernst gemeint...]
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As someone who has been opening doors this way most of my adult life I have to say this is fairly rare (or perhaps being concussed I never remembered?). It is, however, easily prevented by placing the side of your food at the edge of the door just below the keyhole. No-one can then open the door on you and 'concertina' your spine. Of greater annoyance are the doors which open inwards away from the keyhole as they cannot be stopped from opening in this way. For them simply hold onto the handle with one hand and pull towards you while you unlock the door with the other.

Problems solved - if you remember this.
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